The big bang : Nerve's guide to the new sexual universe by unknow

Author:unknow
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Sex, Sex instruction, Sexual excitement
Publisher: New York : Plume
Published: 2003-06-27T19:00:00+00:00

steady rhythm. Pause between each stroke to let your partner regain a little composure, or alternate the heavy hits with a soothing rub (assuming that doesn't spoil your partner's fantasy that they're being punished for stealing the plums). The receiver should focus on steady breathing (though they'll be tempted to hold their breath) and relaxing their muscles. When you've made them pay, run your fingernails lightly all over their skin. Trust us, it's a nice touch.

Of course, there's a big difference between a little positive reinforcement with the kitchen utensils and a serious whipping. We're talking bush league versus the majors. Casual whipping is a dangerous undertaking—if you're going to spend $100 on a fancy leather whip or riding crop, then you should also invest a little time in learning how to wield it safely (we have neither the time nor the stomach for that here). Sex shops often offer classes—ask your friendly sales representative if they can recommend one. Or check out one of the following sites: Stormyleather.com, Tes.org, and Sexuality.org.

Getting Into Character

There it is again: that damn theatrical analogy. Don't be discouraged, though. The following is more about setting the mood and getting into a good kinky head space than it is about training for the Actor's Studio. Except instead of setting the mood with romantic candles and Kenny G, you use PVC and a potty mouth.

Talking Dirty Without Cracking Up

Who hasn't asked themselves, "Me, how do I talk dirty without making a total ass of myself?" There's no easy answer, no script to memorize. Dirty talk is like baby talk—it doesn't translate well outside the bedroom. Word-for-word suggestions, no matter how inspired, always sound unforgivably cheesy and cliche on the page. For example: Your fat, pink pussy is soooo sweet and sticky, you dirty little bitch! Just you wait: I'm gonna juice it like a hot, plump orange, my slurry little Minute Maid. . . . See what we mean?

There's a fine line between sexy and stupid. If your partner knows you as the quiet type, suddenly spewing forth a string of obscenities that would make the Osbournes blush probably won't have the erotic effect you're going for. You gotta work up to it. But then again, you gotta start somewhere. The most basic approach is to think of dirty talk as simply talking about the sex you're having while you're having it, rather than trying to improvise a porno script. Below are some more specific guidelines for the newbie dirty talker; once you've mastered these basics, take it to the phone next time your partner's out of town.

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